I swear some days… In today’s Wall Street Jouranal (Friday, April 11, 2008 pg W11 sorry no linky) there’s an article by Jillian Melchior They Plight Their Troth – and Mean It. It introduced me to a new term “emotional virginity” (link goes to Google search, go ahead click it). You back? Good.
Now take a look at this: Nice no? How very 19th century of them, they actually let the female have right of refusal. (Damn Liberals.)
So here it is. I’m a dirty whore. I had a huge crush on Jason Z. at YMCA summer camp. Threw my emotional virginity away at age 9!!!! *sob* How could I??? I’m so impure. I don’t know how I managed to look at myself in the mirror even before I hit puberty.
Seriously. People. Please. Just Stop It.